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To protect the Fatherland. What are the French fighting for? To protect the Motherland. And who’s right? Whoever wins. That’s not very patriotic! Not very what? Patriotic! Maybe not. Maybe it’s not very patriotic to use your head. Maybe the real patriot just goes out and gets his head blown off. And gets a medal for it! Like Himmelstoss! Can you imagine that little peacock getting a medal from the Kaiser! Be fair, Tjaden. He deserved it. He behaved like a true German soldier. He ran ahead when he was told to run ahead. He ran back when he was told to run back. The only thing he didn’t do like a German soldier was die. Do you think that’s what we’re fighting for? Just to die? Do you know what we’re fighting for? Does anybody know what we’re fighting for? Does the Kaiser? Maybe if he’d stayed out of it in the first place there’d be no war. Corporal. Come in. Sit down. Listen, their country insulted ours, that’s how it started. Their country insulted ours? I don’t understand. A mountain in France insulted a mountain in Germany? You know what I mean. One country offended the other. Oh, then what am I doing here? I haven’t been offended. How could I feel offended? I’ve never even been to France before this. In all my life I’ve only known a handful of Frenchies. They seemed all right to me. Human, people! The only reason we’re fighting this war is because it’s useful to somebody. For who? Not for me! Let me tell you something else. About those generals. They’re getting something out of all this too. What do they get? Famous! Hey, anybody ever heard of Vitry-les-Bois? It’s a French pastry. It’s an occupied French village! And we’re all going there! What for? For seven days’ leave! Ever see anything as beautiful as that? Never. How old would you say she is? Twenty one Games two. Oh, no! No! Then she’d be older than us! I’d say seventeen, at the most Games She’s so Games clean! Why not? I’ll bet she takes a bath every single day. Twice! Three times a day! There’s no dirt under those fingernails. How far do you suppose