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Herein lies the problem, everybody. Last time I checked, there are over a million Christmas albums with the same damn songs on them. So, guys, I’m telling you, man, I need all hands on deck right now to come up with ideas on how to make this one stand out. Okay? You got it? Fire when ready. I want to hear ideas. Anything. Anybody. Anybody right now would be great. Anybody to talk game What if we got those dogs game Anybody but you. What if we got those dogs that bark Jingle Bells to back him up? And let me, let me, let me guess, let me guess. You want those dogs to back him up because he’s “Snoop Dogg”? Yeah! That is a really great example of a horrible idea. Take a lap. What? Take a lap. But I’m wearing skinny jeans. I don’t care. Go. Go. Let’s go. I wanna see knees up. Knees up, please. Guys, I should give you a little more time. A minute. You got one minute. seconds. My time is like a toddler in a tiara, okay? Precious and short. I need really great ideas. Snoop is coming! Oh. Sorry, my boobs are all crazy. I was just jumping. I just came from auditions. You guys weren’t there. I was hoping for the chance to sing for you. No, can’t help you. We’re not allowed to take anyone else new. Oh, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait! I’m a Junk! What’d you say about your junk? I’m Emily Junk. I know, it’s weird. It’s my mom’s last name. My dad’s last name is Hardon, so game Um game I’m a Legacy. Junk. Junk. My mom was a Bella. Your mother is Katherine Junk? Who? Only the top of the Bellas. She pioneered the syncopated booty shake. And word is she has a five-octave vocal range. Yep, still does. You do not want to hear that woman doing it with my dad. Whew. What an odd thing to say. True. If a Legacy wants to audition, we have to let her. Okay, um game Show us what you got. Right now? Right here? Right here, right now. Yeah. Okay, um, I’d like to perform an original song that I’ve been working on. I’m not quite finished with it though, so let’s not be s about it. Sorry, that was crass, wasn’t it? Fat Amy, you have a lovely


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